Ok, before I start my next crusade, a word or two about mice.
Have you ever been embarrassed when a guest comes over and discovers that your mouse has dirty balls? How many times has it happened to you? How mortifying is it for YOU when a houseguest opens the access panel and scrapes around in there with a fingernail, pen, or whatever, and then snaps everything back in place, brushes off the mousepad, and goes back to surfing?
Don't let it happen to you EVER AGAIN!! Get yourself an optical mouse, sold at fine stores everywhere.
To any of you peripherals manufacturing companies that decide to use this advertising method to sell your optical mice, just drop me an e-mail and I'll give you my address so you can pay me a modest remuneration in exchange for the millions in sales this campaign generates. Actually, if you prefer to pay me with merchandise credit, that would be dandy. I could always use a newer computer.
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Brilliant! In fact, that's the very reason that I got an optical mouse. I couldn't possibly face another humiliating event like that again.
There! A testimonial already, from an actual satisfied customer!
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