...otherwise I would not have noticed that razor scraper blade lying at the side of the road, right where some child's bare foot probably would have trod.
It is now safely ensconced in the dumpster at the other end of the parking lot, and I managed to get it there without slicing myself open with it, so apparently no one will need a tetanus booster series today.
I would ask what would possess anyone to leave such a thing lying around, but, you know, someone might tell me, and then I'd probably be morally compelled to go on a twenty to thirty state rampage, slapping the ever-loving shit out of assholes everywhere, and that would just depress the hell out of me after experiencing the absolute futility of it.
To the ignorant PoS that left that blade on the road: take note. The day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, and not nearly soon enough for me. There's far too many of you for me to even make a dent in, but God is keeping track of each and every one of you stains, and He has just the right stuff to scrub you out with.
But for now, take solace in knowing that my rage-o-meter is pegged past redline yet again.
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Yikes. We could have used you around here the day a ten-year-old kid found a gun in the road and fired it into the air.
I wish I believed in Hell, so I could comfort myself in knowing that there was a special place reserved for people who recklessly endanger the lives of children, where they would be subjected to cruelty beyond imagining. I'll just settle for knowing the He is keeping score, and that mine may have improved a tiny little bit.
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